Rock On: Preparing for rain at BYU (6 items)
BYU’s Taysom Hill is a quarterbacking sensation.
Just don’t ask him to use his arm.
Hill led the Cougars to a 40-21 win over Texas on Saturday, rushing for 259 yards. But his season passing stats are another matter: 22 for 66 with two interceptions and a touchdown.
Which makes for perfect timing in one sense.
With Tebowmania finally dying down, isn’t this the perfect time to find a new faith-based quarterback who can run but can’t pass?
1 of 6. EDUCATION INROADS
No truth to the rumor Bobby Petrino is preparing a similar course at Arkansas Tech called “General Principles of Motorcycle Safety.”
2 of 6. PRACTICALLY PERFECT
One video shows a wrench being produced on the spot by a high-tech printer.
Sources say the printers are so good that they actually expect to soon be able to replicate Manti Te’o’s girlfriend.
3 of 6. NAME CARD I
The Indianapolis Star reported that he told police, “You can’t arrest me … I’m a Colts player.”
No, it didn’t work any better when Aaron Hernandez tried it.
4 of 6. NAME CARD II
“I was like a normal kid, but everybody knew who my dad was. Everybody was like, ‘That’s Little Flipper. That’s Little Flipper right there.’”
Apparently the name association doesn’t become a problem unless you’re the son of Rod “He Hate Me” Smart.
5 of 6. HUMOR VOID
Nobody in Utah made the cut.
Obviously the blogger wasn’t around to see the crowd scattering at LaVell Edwards Stadium when the storm hit on Saturday.