Rock On: Steve Young and other financial flubs (5 items)
Ute football coach Kyle Whittingham minced no words after Saturday’s 19-3 loss to USC.
“We’ve got really no throw game right now,” he said. “Run game wasn’t a whole lot better.”
His pass protection was awful. His kicker missed two field goal tries.
Which brings to mind the scene in “Stripes” where Bill Murray says, “In the last two hours I’ve lost my job, my apartment, my car and my girlfriend.”
To which fellow slacker Harold Ramis replies: “You still have your health.”
Not necessarily, pal, not necessarily.
1 of 5. COURTLY INTENTIONS
Prior to the Jazz’s seventh loss in eight preseason games, Kanter said, “I mean, this (locker) room has enough talent to beat every team on every court.”
Just wondering, was he talking about divorce court, juvenile court or small-claims court?
2 of 5. DOG YEARS
What, someone already took Miniature Poodles?
3 of 5. OWNING IT
Isn’t that sort of what Shaquille O’Neal did every time he set up in the paint against the Jazz?
4 of 5. PARTIALLY INVESTED
But according to Young, he never funded the annuity. Otherwise, he would have been earning $1 million this year and over $3 million in 2027.
In other pie-in-the-sky financial news, the San Francisco Giants think pitcher Tim Lincecum will still be winning Cy Young awards when his new $35 million contract expires.
5 of 5. BULLY PULPIT
And you thought those guys were tough when Khrushchev was in power.