Rock On: Advice from Eastwood (7 items)
Things got scary, last week, when the director of the Pebble Beach Pro-Am began choking on a cube of cheese at a dinner party. But who should come to the rescue?
Dirty Harry himself.
Clint Eastwood performed the Heimlich maneuver on Steve John.
John said in an Associated Press story that he was unable to breathe but Eastwood was quick to react. “He recognized it immediately and saved my life.”
There’s been much speculation as to what Eastwood could have said afterward, i.e. “made my day,” “do ya feel lucky,” etc.
Rock On prefers the sage advice of the outlaw Josey Wales: “Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.”
1 of 7. AU REVOIR, OLYMPICS
Eighty-two percent support bidding to get the games back.
A hundred percent of French skating judges allegedly prefer the games elsewhere.
2 of 7. GOT MILK?
This is good news for Rock On.
Does snorting milk through his nostrils qualify as entertainment?
3 of 7. WHAT A COUNTRY
Apparently Russian President Vladimir Putin chalked it up to the country’s “new open door policy.”
4 of 7. ICE MELT
5 of 7. SHARED SPACE
That sounds remarkably like Rock On’s mission statement.