Rock On: Utah has LeBron Syndrome (8 items)
A new U.S. Geological Survey study confirms what Wasatch Front residents already knew: they’re in a high-risk area for earthquakes.
Fifteen other states had similar zones.
That’s not including Ohio, which only made the list for a 24-hour period after LeBron James announced he was coming home.
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1 of 8. JIMMER JUMP
The former BYU star signed a one-year agreement with New Orleans for the league minimum, which is still roughly $1 million per season, $12,000 a game or — using last year’s stats — $3,500 per point.
Rock On thinks the NBA should save itself some angst and just pay everyone on commission.
2 of 8. THE BIG SCOOP
In other breaking news, Chris Kaman plans to trim his nose hairs once a month.
3 of 8. UNIFORMITY
Rock On has a rule of thumb on uniforms: animals are OK; stripes are terrific. Landscape, seascape or food items belong at a county fair.
4 of 8. ANIMAL REACTION
The entire front.
Though it will be worn only for “Bark in the Park Night” in August, it has piqued considerable interest.
Note to BYU Cougars: Seriously, give this some thought.
Could a jersey with a cougar face be worse than the “bib” uniforms they once wore?
5 of 8. LOCKED AND LOADED
Which says nothing in particular, except it might not be the best place for Drew Brees to leave a $3 tip.